2011-11-16 [djxmonster]: I'm protending!

2011-11-16 [Stephen]: Not to sound like a bubble-burster, but we get like.. one Guard report a week. Maybe two if it's a busy week. There's not much "crime" around here. xP

2011-11-16 [djxmonster]: Try CatHug.... that place is a wasteland of filth...

2011-11-16 [Stephen]: Yeah, we get close to 100 reports/day there. o_x

2011-11-17 [Stephen]: PS:

Elftown rules: (Should be Elfpack)

1. Art and written material must be original work, or used by explicit permission of creator. I.E., no text art, copy and paste, net dolls, celebrity photos, trademark logos, etc.
We don't care. Unless the real police are knocking on Hedda's door about copyright issues, we're not going to remove 'em.

2. Sexually explicit material (graphic erotica, cyber relations/invitations, pornographic pics) must be kept to private, forum linked, pages.
We don't outlaw all sexually explicit things from public. Writings are mostly OK, generally. We worry about pictures and the such.

3. Minors are not permitted on pages with sexual content.
Of course they are. Minors shouldn't be looking at porn, but "sexual content" is far too broad for us to keep minors out.

4. Personal bios should include info about you, and works by you. (Line limit???)
Personal bios can be anything, about anything.

5. Sexually graphic moods and usernames are not permitted.
There's people with usernames like [fuck me].

6. Respect others creations...no stealing of works, or trashing of other's pages.
As to stealing, see number 1.
However, we don't allow any asshole-like behaviour, so you're right about no trashing.

7. Respect differences...no hate wikis or messages.

8. If anyone is caught protending to be someone else we will report you without warning.
No you won't. (Well, you might, but we won't do anything.) See [David Bowie].
There's many others, too. We don't care if people lie about who they are.

2011-11-17 [matty coppick]: Thank you [Stephen]

2011-11-25 [Stephen]: You know the rules still aren't correct. =P

2011-11-25 [Morgoth]:

2011-11-25 [sammie h!]: All these rules were copied from the original rules

2011-11-25 [Stephen]: 8. No you won't. (Well, you might, but we won't do anything.) See [David Bowie].
There's many others, too. We don't care if people lie about who they are.

That's not even a rule. x)
It's just a random quote of me. xP

2011-11-26 [Damien66]: how does someone become one of the EP police??

2011-11-27 [kittykittykitty]: Lol. Stephen's random quotes are not the rules. They were just his comments on the rules you had up at the time xD They don't even make sense on ther own xD

2011-11-27 [Stephen]: "Stephen's random quotes are not the rules."


I DISAGREE. WHATEVER I SAY, IS A RULE DAMMIT! *shakes fist*

2011-11-27 [Morgoth]: 9. I DISAGREE.

2011-11-28 [Stephen]: YES. HE UNDERSTANDS. "I DISAGREE." is a rule. :3

2011-11-28 [Morgoth]: 10. That's not even a rule.